Neuro-Daily

All the latest news about the world of neuro-technology

Thursday, August 16, 2065

The Neuro Civil War

There recently was a news broadcast on CNN about there being virus being spread though neuro-connectiobs! They said it infects human brains the neuro-headset and it is very dangerous! Many people have stopped using neuro-headsets completely! The country is dividing between neuro users and non-neuro users! Many parts of the country are for the neuro-technology. Non-neuro users are going to the couple of states that are against neuro-connections. Fighting and war has started between the two sides all over the country! People are saying it's the next civil war! The. Neuro Civil War has begun!

Advice from Abby

"Help! My husband has the infection from the neuro headsets! He is trying to force the headset on me. I DON'T WANT TO BE BRAIN JACKED! I have two kids I have to take care of! I don't know where to go or what to do! Please help me Abby!"

-Terrified Mother


"I think you are just paranoid. All the drama about the infection is just a hoax. Don't be scared of an infection that doesn't exist. Your husband is just trying to show you the joy of using a neuro-headset. You should try the headset. It will help you get over your fear."

-Abby Anderson

Newest Neuro-Headset

The newest version of the neuro-headset is amazing! It is one of the awesome headsets built into a baseball cap! You won't have to look silly anymore! You can have your wonderful neuro-headset on and still look fashionable! Make it your own! You can get it in all kinds of colors and designs!

Buy one now at your local neuro-store or order one online at www.neuroheadsets.com

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Ordinary Neuro-Headset

It is awesome technology but, it looks a little silly doesn't it?
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Baseball Cap Neuro-Headset

Fashionable and you still have the advantage of using your neuro-headset!

Newest Movie Reviews

The movie Brain Jack is coming out on this Friday! It is based off the book by Brian Falkner. The movie has some of the best and well-known actors and actresses! The movie is about Sam Wilson, a computer genius. He hacks into computer systems for fun. One day he decides to hack into the country's biggest telecommunications system. He is spotted and has to get out fast. He tries to do delete all evidence that could lead it back to him. Sam thinks he got away with it. Until he gets a knock on the door and is taken to prison. The government sees his amazing talent and they need it. He has a choice of staying in jail or working for the Homeland Security Cyber Defense Division. This is only the beginning! This movie is fast-paced with high-intensity action! You won't want to miss seeing it!

Isabel Donald

Isabel Donald or Swamp Witch, as her co-workers called her; recently passed away on Wednesday, August 2, 2065. She was the on site representative for the Congressional Oversight Committee at the CDD (Cyber Defense Division). She had a unique ability, impeccable references, and her acceleration in the ranks of the CIA's IT department was amazing. "She unexpectedly passed moments after two co-workers came out of her oval. She started to scream. When the brought her out on the stretcher her eyes were white and rolled back in her head. It was a terrible day at the CDD. She will be missed." says a co-worker and friend. The funeral will be held on Saturday, August 5, at 8 a.m. Anyone that knew Isabel may come.
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Crossword of the Day

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Across

  1. machinery and equipment developed from the application of scientific knowledge.
  2. an electronic communications network that connects computer networks and organizational computer facilities around the world
  3. Main character in the new movie Brain Jack


Down

  1. the presence of a virus in, or its introduction into.
  2. a set of headphones, typically with a microphone attached.
  3. the portion of the vertebrate central nervous system enclosed in the skull.
  4. relating to nerves or the nervous system.



Key


Across

  1. technology
  2. internet
  3. sam


Down

  1. infection
  2. headset
  3. brain
  4. neuro