The BEST - Hover Chair Time Machine

The most revolutionary product ever invented.

Can you GET a better product? (Nope!) OPENING SPECIAL!

The Hover Chair Time Machine is the best product on the market. Need to fix mistakes from the past? Want to lounge while doing so? This product is for YOU!

SPECIAL OFFER! Those who buy one know will get a special (prototype) feature to bend time-space. You will essentially become a black hole for a fraction of a second. Sounds fun? YOU BET! BUY ONE NOW FOR THIS OFFER!

*Offer only available in the US, Canada, and selective European nations.

The Hover Chair Time Machine, and our other assorted products!

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Store: 01000011 01101111 01101111 01101100 Mech Road

Take a look and you can buy all of our life-changing products! These are the best in the market and you should get them.

This store is located on the side of a shady road. Go inside inside the clown car to buy our items.

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