The BEST - Hover Chair Time Machine
The most revolutionary product ever invented.
Can you GET a better product? (Nope!) OPENING SPECIAL!
SPECIAL OFFER! Those who buy one know will get a special (prototype) feature to bend time-space. You will essentially become a black hole for a fraction of a second. Sounds fun? YOU BET! BUY ONE NOW FOR THIS OFFER!
*Offer only available in the US, Canada, and selective European nations.
The Hover Chair Time Machine, and our other assorted products!
The Hover Chair Time Machine
The "Magic" Wand
Just remember: anything you receive must have come from somewhere...
The Sliced Bread.
Visit Originality Inc!
Take a look and you can buy all of our life-changing products! These are the best in the market and you should get them.
This store is located on the side of a shady road. Go inside inside the clown car to buy our items.
Originality Inc. - OG Inc!
Email: OriginalityIncorporated@shadysite.com
Website: TheSlimShady.com
Location: 01000011 01101111 01101111 01101100 Mech Road
Phone: 201-111-0101
Facebook: facebook.com/Originality
Twitter: @ShadyClownCar