Holiday Festivus
Your favorite Christmas movie comes to life this holiday
Big Sky School District Holiday Celebration
'Twas the month before Christmas and all through the school
Not a pupil was silent, no matter what rule.
The children were busy with paper and paste;
The mess that they made with it, Bud would use Mace.
The teacher half frantic and almost in tears,
Had just settled down to work with his dears,
When out in the hall there arose such a clatter
up sprang the kids to see what was the matter!
Away to the door they all flew like a flash;
The one who was leading went down with a crash.
Then what to their wondering eyes did appear
But a green Big Sky Resort Christmas tree! (To decorate I fear!)
When the teacher saw this, he almost grew sick.
He knew in a moment it must be Old AdminNick!
He ran to the door (all his efforts were vain)
But he shouted, and stamped, and he called them by name;
"Now Bobby! Now Jack, Now Elly and Harry!
Stop Kole! Stop Robert! Stop Ryker and Tyler!
Now get to your places get away from the hall
Now get away! Get away! Get away all!
As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
The pupils, pell mell, started scurrying by.
They ran to the non working Interactive whiteboard and skipped down the aisle;
Their faces were shining and each had a smile.
First came a basket of popcorn to string
Then came the Christmas tree (menacing thing).
As the tree was brought in there arose a great shout;
The pupils were merrily romping about.
The state they were in could lead to a riot;
The teacher was sure, if allowed, they would try it.
His nerves how they jangled! His temples were throbbing!
The rush of his breath sounded almost like sobbing!
The lines of his face were as fixed as a mask;
It was plain that he needed a drink real fast.
The look in his eye would have downed a Raineer Beer,
But the children ignored it; they did every year.
A tear from his eye and a shake of his head
Soon led me to think that he wished he were dead.
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work,
Strung all the popcorn which broke with a jerk.
But at last it was finished and placed on the tree;
Then came the bell and the children were free.
Their shrill little voices soon faded away
And peace was restored at the end of the day.
As he looked at the Christmas tree glistening and tall,
He smiled and yelled as loud as he could down the hollowed halls,
"Merry Festivus to All"
Big Sky School District Holiday Festivus
Costumes encouraged
Potluck- Sign up with Lacey
BYOB
Friday, Dec 19, 2014, 06:00 PM
House's House Running Dog Road, MT, United States
Agenda
- Show up in costume
- Celebrate our staff cheer
- Wine and cheese
- Exchange White Elephant gifts
- Hire a limo