Welcome to the Alamo!!

You will probably die!๐Ÿ˜Š

Stop drop and roll! Safety first๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

Reinforcments are needed! Come as quickly as you can with the most up to date weapons you can afford! Don't think about the chances of death because it's outrageous, I'm talking 9-10 people will die. Instead think of how fun it will be dodging bullets that might take off your head! What fun! This important event is the most excitement you'll have in years!

Friday, Feb. 23rd 1838 at 9pm

The Alamo, San Antonio, TX, United States

San Antonio, TX

There will be loud noises, dust that stings you eyes, and extremely bad odds! Come out and join us for a great time! We can't wait to see your "happy" faces as you jump to the ground to save yourselves.
William Travis's Letter