~Calling Dr.Love~

Brandon Russell

Helena's love story

Dear Dr.Love,

I have read your column for years,but I never thought that I would be writing to you. I've tried going to meetings of "Woman who love too much" but I'm still hurting, so I thought maybe you could help me. My problem is that the guy i love doesn't want to be in the same room with me and I'm loving him too much. I am like a dog to him. No matter what he says, I will still go to him. I love him too much to let him go. Please help!

Sincerely, The Crazy One:D



Love Advice

Dear The Crazy One,

You are a lady. You shouldn't throw your self out to people like you are to Demetrious. You are almost like a dog to him.

I have the choice's to fix your problems. One is to give you, Lysander, and Hermia a love potion. Let you and Lysander fall in love, and Hermia and Demetrious fall in love. You will have love. Even through it is not the man of your dreams, you will have love.

Or maybe you want to go with s harder, but effective objective. You can turn everyone into a frog. You can put the potion in the well that everyone drinks out of, but that is always up to you. it's good and also bad beacuse, well, everyone's a loner. But at least your not alone.

Now pick your head up dear, your tiarra is falling. Good luck on witch path you might choose.

Your love expert Persona, The Love Doc.