Cyclops Island

$6,000,000,000

This WHOLE island is for rent right now! And for a limited time only it is HALF off!

You better hurry because Everyone is dying to rent it out!

Above is a picture of the beutiful island you will be spending your splended vacation on!

Above is a picture of Christiano Ronaldo, Christiano Ronaldo loves to spend his monthly vacations here on Cyclops Island! Ronaldo may be one of the best soccer players in the world but he's just like me and you! And that is why you can visit here too!

Wait! There's more!

You get your very own Cyclops to protect you and maybe even kill your old hag of a mom!

Come to Cyclops Island where all your worries don't exist!