WANTED
REWARD!
Name: Knight also known by his alias ''Bad Knight''
Alias: ''Rapid Rape'' ''Bad Knight'' and ''Lusty Liver''
Sex: Male
Position: Knight
Crime: Getting away with the only thing that women posses, Rape
Last seen: Looking for what women desire the most around the village.
Hair: Black
Eyes: Hazel
Tattoos: Right arm; heart saying: ''I like em' virgin''
Michael Jackson - Bad
Reward!
If you find the knight before he completes his quest you will be rewarded with:
- Free Beer
- Recognition by the queen
- 1000$ in gold.
The Pardoner
He is currently available for pardons! if you're about to die or about to cry better pay for sins and save your life!
Old Lady!
-Currently looking for a husband
-Accused of being a cougar
-Consult her if you want to know what women desire the most.
The Wife of Bath
-Currently arrested for murder of five of her husbands, the bodies were found on her backyard, last seen riding and telling stories about women domination.
We are the King's Arthur Police Department
Email: medievalpolice@kingdom.net
Website: actuallyruledbythequeen.com
Location: England, United Kingdom
Phone: 01-800-13-13
Facebook: facebook.com/KingsPolice
Twitter: @GoodKnights
Last Seen!
By the prairie, near to a farm, suspiciously talking to a woman. We interviewed the woman and she just said that the knight asked her ''What do women desire the most''
Event Information
Protest!
The Wife of Bath is currently organizing a protest from jail to promote women's dominion in marriage life, and to raise awareness of women's wisdom.
The infamous ''Old Lady'' A.K.A ''Ms. Cougar'' is joining her protest.
When?
Tuesday, Mar 17, 2015, 09:00 PM
Where?