Buy Drumsticks

I mean come on its drumsticks get excited because I'm hungry

Drumsticks

Okay I don't even know why I have to write this paragraph I mean honestly who DOESN'T like Drumsticks?????? It's just an ice cream cone except even more awesome and a lot of people don't like the nuts on top but you can buy nut-free I mean JESUS THEY'RE SO GOOD AND SOME OF THEM COME WITH FUDGE OR CARAMEL GET EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONCLUSION

AS YOU CAN SEE IT'S TOTALLY OBVIOUS THAT YOU SHOULD BUY A DRUMSTICK AND ENJOY IT'S SUPREME DELICIOUSNESS AND IF YOU CAN'T BUY A DRUMSTICK THEN YOU CAN JOIN THE CLUB OF BEING TORTURED BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A DRUMSTICK CLUB
CURRENT MEMBER: ME

Me

I'M JUST REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I REALLY WANT A DRUMSTICK AND I'M JUST SITTING IN CLASS WITH 20 MINUTES LEFT IN CLASS AND THEN WE HAVE LUNCH AND IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN GET A DRUMSTICK ANYWAYS BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE MONEY TO BUY A DRUMSTICK AND SINCE I CAN'T ALL I CAN DO IS MAKE THIS STUPID FLYER ABOUT DRUMSTICKS