How To Annoy Your Teacher

By: Keely


"Detention again." How did I get in detention? Here is a top ten list of things that I have done to get in detention. But don't do this at school unless you want to get in detention.

1. Launch spit balls at your teacher.

2. Shoot silly string at your teacher.

3. Stick a tack on your teachers chair.

4. Tell your teacher that your pet ate your homework.

5. Spill your teachers coffee all over his papers.

6. Bring a spider in the class room.

7. Eat your breakfast in class.

8. Draw in books.

9. Skip school.

10. Play with your scissors.

"Thats how I got in detention. Thats how you can too!"