How To Annoy Your Teacher
1. Launch spit balls at your teacher.
2. Shoot silly string at your teacher.
3. Stick a tack on your teachers chair.
4. Tell your teacher that your pet ate your homework.
5. Spill your teachers coffee all over his papers.
6. Bring a spider in the class room.
7. Eat your breakfast in class.
8. Draw in books.
9. Skip school.
10. Play with your scissors.