Tyler's Birthday Service
For All Your Birthday Needs!
Our Workers Won't Steal Your Children! I Am 67% Sure!
Here at Tyler's birthday service, our workers have been to prison a couple of times, but no need to worry, your kids are safe with us! We definitely don't go to the thug part of town to find creepy old guys for our workers B-)! For example, meet Jerome, our last employee of the month! He was a WWE wrestler, but got hurt in the process. So it's a guarantee that if any thugs or punks mess with your kid, Jerome will do a body slam on that body!
Mark
Mark went to prison one time for public nudity, but that's it. Your child will be safe with him!
Ed
Ed has never been to prison, but is wanted in 32 states. He has changed though and would love to have your children!
Samantha
Samantha is for all the girls out there!!!! She loves to dance, eat cake, and sit on dogs. She will be perfect for your child's needs.
Bertha
YEAH, THAT'S A DUDE!
Trisha
She can watch your children everywhere!
Lisa
She actually doesn't work here, she just likes eating the cakes.....
Our Hours Are....
Monday-Friday 11:49am 9:06 pm!
Sunday-Saturday WE CLOSED!
On any holidays we are open from 12:04 to 12:05!
Tyler's Birthday Service!
This is where you can contact us, or visit us!
Email: WeWontBiteYou@Hotmail.com
Website: www.google.com
Location: #YOU CAN'T FIND US STALKERS!
Phone: 1-800-123456789
Facebook: facebook.com/TylerMoen
Twitter: @HashtagNoSwag