# Math News

## Flipping Classoom

News on flipping

Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.

Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.

Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat?
A: Square meals!

Q: Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
A: Class: At once!

Q: Why didn't the two 4's want any dinner?
A: Because they already 8!

Q: What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
A: Summer!

Q: What is a butterfly's favorite subject at school?
A: Mothematics.

Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: What did zero say to the number eight?
A: Nice belt.

Q: Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
A: Student: You told me not to use tables.

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!

Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
A: She couldn't control her pupils!

Q: Teacher: Didn't I tell you to stand at the end of the line?
A: Student: I tried but there was someone already there!

Q: How is an English teacher like a judge?
A: They both give out sentences.

Q: Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
A: Student: Not really.

Q: Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A: To test the water.

Q: Teacher: If I had 6 oranges in one hand and 7 apples in the other, what would I have?
A: Student: Big hands!

Q: Teacher: If you got \$20 from 5 people, what you get?
A: Student: A new bike.

Q: Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at John's exam?
A: Student: I hope you didn't either.

Q: Teacher: What is the shortest month?
A: Student: May, it only has three letters.

Q: Teacher: Answer my question at once. What is 7 plus 2?
A: Student: At once!

Q: Why did closing her eyes remind the teacher of her classroom?
A: Because there were no pupils to see.

Q: Why did the teacher turn the lights on?
A: Because her class was so dim.

Q: What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A: Pick them up and roll them back

Q: What did the ghost teacher say to the class?
A: Look at the board and I will go through it again.

Q: Why did the teacher write on the window? A: Because she wanted the lesson to be very clear!
Q: What has 5 eyes and is lying on the water?
A: The Mississippi River

Q: Where do the pianists go for vacation?
A: Florida Keys

Q: What is the smartest state?
A: Alabama, it has four A's and one B.

Q: What stays in the corner, but travels around the world?
A: A stamp!

Q: Where to pencils come from?
A: Pennsylvania!

Q: What are the Great Plains?
A: The 747, Concorde and F-16!

Q: Teacher: Where is the Engish Channel?
A: Student: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up!

Q: What is the capital of Alaska?
A: Come on, Juneau this one!

Q: What rock group has four men that don't sing?
A: Mount Rushmore!

Q: What city cheats at exams?
A: Peking!

Q: What is the capital of Washington?
A: The W!

Q: What did Delaware?
A: Her New Jersey!

Q: What is the fastest country in the world?
A: Rush-a!

Q: Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
A: Student: I didn't even know it was sick!

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!

Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data!

Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!

Q: What is a computer virus?
A: A terminal illness!

Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it's Windows open!

Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat?

Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse!

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
A: A screensaver!

Q: Where do all the cool mice live?
A: In their mousepads

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
A: Lots of memory!