For Sale: A Trip to Mars
Asking price:1 trillion dollars, $1,000,000,000,000 plus tax
This trip is available now, but not for long.
Trip for sale for $1,000,000,000,000 plus tax
You can wear one or the other, these are experimental.
This is the car you can drive to traverse the terrain easier.
Aliens could and might be a thing.
Accommodations to Gaurantee Survival
This Trip Is going to be Awesome
Things You can do at Your Stay
- Jump really high and do cool stuff with your 20 feet or more jump height with a super slow fall time to do cool mid-air things and be the professional parkour freelancer you always wanted to be or be the super awesome world's #1 trick style NBA basketball dunker.
- Walking around
- driving around
- playing with sand
- playing with rocks
- shooting martians
- being bored
- going to Mars' moons, Phobos and Deimos
- being disappointed when you realize that mars has no internet and even if it did you couldn't use it because you'd have to connect to Earth which is several thousand miles away. I mean what makes you think you'll have connection on MARS when you can't even get it where you are now. I mean even if you hypothetically could, using the same amount of data you use know it would cost enough money to buy the state you live in. That is if your one of those guys, snap-chat, Instagram, and etc. people.
- And more!
Why it's so expensive and Is it Worth it?
(Galaxy Exploration is not liable if you suffocate to death, freeze to death, shoot yourself by accident with an unlicensed gun, run over/ hurt yourself with the car, run out of your oxygen supply, get stranded/ covered by dust in a dust storm, or if the shuttle malfunctions and crashes.)
Do not come if you...
- are pregnant
- are Waldo
- have Brain disorders
- have dangerous diseases
- have dangerous viruses
- and stuff