Bloody Ghost Mannor

Asking Price $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

This creepy Haunted Mannor

  • It has a amazing 300,000 sq. ft.
  • It is haunted
  • The walls are dyed red
  • It has hidden rooms all over
  • It has a private graveyard
  • It is 300 bed 200 and a half bath
  • It is in a private spot so no one can find you
  • There is an amazing blood pool to swim in [its real human blood]
  • You have plenty company from the ghosts
  • If you die the mice will eat you
  • We have a incredibly scary garage that may have some extraterrestrial life living in it.
  • Sold by one of the best dealers in the universe!
  • The asking price has so many zeros I can't even read it.

Garage

Our garage comes with two different cars that are only 70 years old!

Missouri Scary Mannor Dealers

We sell it you die in it.