Professional Racing Machines
$20,000
1999 Honda Civic
Custom black spray paint and rust paint job. Stickers and decals add approximately 300 horsepower. I missed the body and hit the taillights with the spray paint so i went ahead and sprayed half the taillights to look professionally blacked out. The "illest" badge alone adds 30 horsepower not to mention the white spray paint on the tires to have the "white wall" look. I have over $60 just in spray paint in this car. This professionally built racing machine can be yours for the low price of $19,999.
HUGE SALE ON PERFORMANCE CARS
1995 Nissan
Now if you really want something that will FLY you want this. Everyone knows that the golden age of racing started with this car. A 1990's model Nissan station wagon. It has a cardboard fiber body kit for better aerodynamics. The aluminum foil alloy wheels really set this car out from the rest. Not to mention the "NISMO" decal on the front windshield that was professionally applied with window marker. With all the mods done to this car, it's worth about $30,000 but you won't pay that here, you'll pay the low, low price of $24,999
The Beast of Them All
The fastest of them all this mean machine will hit 235MPH in second gear. (or at least that's what the previous owner claimed) The 36 and a half inch chrome tips that give this car the best look we have ever seen come out of our shop. This car has a 4-cylinder engine with five, count em' FIVE super chargers on the front and rear. You won't find a better deal than this. This car is easily worth $75,000 but you can have it today for only $74,999
What We're Pretty Sure Used to be a Corolla!!!
This thing looks SWEET. The gold and what we hope isn't spray paint orange looks fantastic on this car. The custom wing on the roof professionally installed with super glue does absolutely nothing for the aerodynamic but i think we can all agree that it's pretty awesome. One headlight is held down by double-sided tape to give it that custom "winking" look. The custom front bumper is held on by some painters tape is held on by some Scotch painters tape we had laying around. This car is in fantastic shape and we'll sell it to you today for only $49,999.
THESE CARS ARE SICK!!!!!!
South-East Performance Used Car Lot
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