Help Wanted!

In search of a president for the United States of America

We are looking for the best president ever!

He must be strong, courageous, and experienced. He will be expected to run this great American country! To complete this great task he will be granted the power of running this country. He will also be expected to have knowledge and background in politics. He must be male, a United States Citizen, and personable. A major perk to holding this title is you get to live in the beautiful White House located in Washington D.C. You will also make a "pretty penny".