Get a Pig
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One reason that you should get a pig is that you only have to feed them food scraps.
For example, Pig Sanctuary says pigs are more healthy eating food scraps. According to Pigs.org pigs will eat almost anything. If you ask Pigs.org about food scraps they will say if you gave a pig two troffs he would choose the one with food scraps.
Another reason that you should get a pig is that they will calm down fast if they are loud.
According to Pigs.org pigs calm down fast if they are warm. Pigs should calm down fast according to Pigs.org. Pigs.org says if pigs are tamed they won’t be loud unless asked.