Welcome to Pencey!

We don't do any damn molding of anyone who comes to Pencey!

Welcome!

We are so happy that you chose our phony school instead of the other phony schools! Your child will be so unhappy that they'll want to leave right away after arriving! Your child will also have teachers that are supposed to help you in and out of class, but they don't give a damn about teaching!

"How Great and Amazing We Are"