Welcome to Pencey!
We don't do any damn molding of anyone who comes to Pencey!
Welcome!
We are so happy that you chose our phony school instead of the other phony schools! Your child will be so unhappy that they'll want to leave right away after arriving! Your child will also have teachers that are supposed to help you in and out of class, but they don't give a damn about teaching!
"How Great and Amazing We Are"
Teachers
The teachers are probably the "best" teachers we could hire! Our debate teacher is one of the best in the country that if you do a good job in class, he'll still fail you anyway!
Students
The students here at Pencey are unhappy and miserable that they are jerks to you and each other! They'll also invade your personal space and touch everything in your dorm room!
Housing
The rooms are so close to each other, that you really notice their bad habits! Especially if they don't clean their razor after shaving or can see the next room next door through the disgusting bathroom!