"You're so pretty, let's hang out!"

A girl's guide to dealing with people that "can't even"

What exactly does it mean to be "fake"?

Fake people (n): Someone who is not genuine and will do everything in their power to make themselves look good. This can be done by using hypocrisy, lies, and being the most selfish version of yourself that you can be.

So why should I be fake?

Until the ages of cell phones and social media, people actually had to communicate in person. The technique of being "fake" has been used for centuries, and now you can learn more about it, and how to perfect it! As i have been attending the amazing school of Lake Highlands for three years now, I can tell you for a fact that the girls of this school have not only perfected this technique, but use it in full swing at any given moment!

High school can be rough, especially because you're starting to figure out who your real friends are. This can be difficult, and could even result in having little to no friends. By being fake, you can be friends with anyone you want, no matter how much they don't like you, or vice versa. Yes, they might not be your true friends, but it's only for four years of your life!

Another advantage to being an unreliable, selfish person is that you get to make yourself look amazing. If everyone likes you, then what worry in the world could you have? You only have to lie, be hypocritical, and rude to make it through the best years of your life, so why not? Girls that you know are participating in this way of life as we speak, and some of your own friends might be fake too!

The best part about being fake to a lot of people is that you can keep it a secret. The less people that know you're being fake, the better! You want to make everyone believe that you are a nice, genuine person, even if you have to turn around and stab them in the back!

Side Effects of Being Fake:

  • Increased amount of friends (doesn't matter if they're real)
  • There may be more drama, but hey, at least you're included!
  • You can jump on the bandwagon and do what everyone else is doing!
  • Everyone will like you, and you'll like everyone back!
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