Girls vs Boys
By Breanna Mnatzaganian
Girls Are Smarter
Girls, have you ever been partners with a boy and totally showed them up? The answer is probably yes. But boys have you ever been partners with a girl and totally showed them up? Ha, No. You know why? Girls are smarter. You got that boys? Take a minute to let that soak in. I know all your lives, you boys been so full of yourselves... (Ahem... Mr. Kimmel) that your not even paying attention to the real world around you. It's time to settle this once and for all. Girls are smarter.
Flaws
There's always that fight between a boy and a girl about who is smarter. Girls are obviously smarter because boys are immature. Here are some reasons why.
1. They are so obsessed with sports, that is like the only thing they talk about!
2. They are aggressive
3. They are inappropriate
4. They think they are the greatest
5. They always brag about their "skills"
6. They think they have skills
7. They are rude
8. They are discussting
9. Some think playing video games is a sport
10. They are weird
Girls are the exact opposite because they mature faster. Satoshi Kanazawa says, "Comparing boys and girls at age 10 is like comparing boys at age 10 and girls at age 12." This proves that girls mature faster. Therefore girls are smarter.
Tall is the New Smart
Studies show that taller people are smarter. If I'm being honest, when I first did my research on this I didn't believe it. But now that I've thought about it, I've come to a conclusion. Girls start puberty from age 8 to 14. Since they mature faster, they are taller, and smarter. Now boys start puberty from age 9 to 14. So they are shorter, and... well dumber. Girls stop growing from age 14 to 15 which is the latest that boys start. So while girls have stopped growing, boys still have a couple more years and in those years boys are getting smarter and taller. So taller people are smarter. (Ahem Mrs. Jones your still smarter than Mr. Kimmel because your boss.) Ahem wow Excuse me. Sorry I must be sick.
I Got It From My Mama
Do you agree with almost everything your mom says? Do you go to your mom for homework questions? Probably, because you get your smarts from your mom. Why doesn't it come from both your parents you ask? Well let me tell you how this works... Intelligence genes are in X chromosomes and women have 2 of those. So it's twice as likely for you to get your smarts from your mom. (I feel like Bill Nye or like some super scientist). If you tell your mom this she might hold up a white board or something and she'd say ... "Point 200 for mom!" (That's kinda what my mom would do...)
Girls Win
Sorry boys but... Point 200 for girls! I hope, now that you've read this that you will show this to your teachers and they will stop pairing you girls with boys because that's clearly not fair! Us girls are doing all the work while boys copy off us. Boys may think they have "Skills" or they may be faster or play video games better but us girls... we are smarter.