New Beneficiary Fuel Source??
Keeping them plump saves you money at the pump.
Are you tired of constantly have to pay too high of gas prices at the pump? Do you have LOTS and LOTS of excessive body fat? Well do we have a plan for you! Here at Plumpicoil we have new advanced scientific research that has proven that fat from humans can be used as an efficient source of fuel! This new discovery will be able to fuel our cars as well as planes, trains, toys, cooking devices, and more! Because obese people currently serve no purpose to society due to their size and inability to perform, cutting them open and using their fat as our fuel is great for so many people!