FOR SALE!! A REAL LIFE LIGHTSABER!!

$5.8 MILLION

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PRESUMED TO BE THE LIGHTSABER OF LUKE SKYWALKER!!

Found by astronaut Neil Armstrong!

FOR SALE NOW!! ONLY $5.8 MILLION!!

BE LIKE THIS GUY!!

(Costume not included.)

WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURIES CAUSED BY THIS PRODUCT!!

ISS SPACE FINDS

Finding weird things in space and selling them since 1998!