Fin in Stores! 😛
By: Fiona Kelly
buy the fin!
Hey, bookworms! Do you LOVE a good ending? Then get the scanner, fin!! All of the cool kids have this amazing device. And not only is it the best prefix around, it comes in 5 awesome colors! Electric lemon, lime green, Caribbean Blue, plum purple, and red. Order the fin right now!! 1-800-Get-A-Life!
What Can The Fin Do?
Fin is an amazing scanner that turns any ending of a book into the BEST ending you've ever read. Find a book, (make sure you get the title!) wait a minute, and then you have an amazing epilogue in your hands! Throw away that mundane fin, and replace it's with an amazing fin!!
About Fin
The creator of fin, Shark Fin, once read a book, and the ending was TERRIBLE. He wanted to make sure no one ever had to experience a bad ending EVER again. Thus, the fin was born, it was the most beautiful thing Shark has ever made, besides another creation, a beautiful creature, named Mrs. Longfellow.