Making of an American
by David Guimont
Ingredients:
- 1 cups of Liberty
- 3 cup of Freedom
- 2 cups of Pride
- 1/2 cup of Beard
- 2 cups of McDonalds
- 3 cups of Rum
- 1 Bald Eagle
- 2 cups of Firearms
The Process
1) Combine the Liberty, Freedom, and Pride in a small bowl. In another bowl combine the McDonalds, Rum and once combined slowly fold in the Firearms
2) Add the Liberty Rum and Pride mixture to the Mcdonalds, Rum, and Firearms mixture
3) Put the dough in the oven to bake for 9 months at Stomach temperature
4) Take the American out and let it cool for 20 years to let it grow, then top it off with the 1/2 cup of beard. Enjoy your American
Take a Look
Heres a look at an American who was cooked ford 40 years and cooled for 20 years after he was taking out of the oven