Damira and Alexey Invite You

to their Ghetto Wedding Ceremony

Tough times, call for tough measures!

The economy couldn't be worse, and so is our wedding spirit.

Please be a witness as two illegal immigrants (psst ... don't tell anyone) join their efforts to avoid being deported.

Don't miss our registration under the bridge (amongst many friendly faces)

You will get to enjoy many wonderful activities:
  • Outrun the police
  • Catch that snitch (aka Who reported us?)
  • What's that smell?
  • and many more...

Reception: at our local food bank

Dinner: generously provided by our favorite soup kitchen

Band: Play your own tune in your head, and dance to it

Dress code: bum casual

Friday, Aug. 3rd 2012 at 4pm

110 Laurier Avenue West

Ottawa, ON


15:30 Arrive at City Hall
16:00 Registration
18:00 Dinner

Our Love Story

For many years, we've been pan handling the same neighborhood not knowing that love was just around the corner.

But you can't escape fate. One day, our hands reached for the same penny, and from that moment we knew - we were meant to pan handle together.