Jay’s Grand House on the Bay

By Elijah Persell

For a limited time only, you can have this insane house for the low, low price of fifteen thousand dollars!

This is the house of a wealthy man named Jay Gatsby, who recently left the property. His mansion is one of the more large and elegant spectacles on the market. Its main feature is most definitely the expansive lawn in front of the mansion. It features a large patio with a massive fountain in the middle, which is perfect for water enthusiasts. Buying this house will not only give a person the gracious amount of living space that people of high class deserve, but it’ll also give one fame and friends to spare.

“. . .it was a factual imitation of some Hôtel de Ville in Normandy, with a tower on one side. . .and a marble swimming pool, and more than forty acres of lawn and garden”(Fitzgerald 9).