Kraemeranium, Ka
Discoverers: Mark and Jennifer Kraemer
Atomic Mass
15
Occurrances
Found mostly in the suburbs around Dallas.
Surface Properties
White with blonde hair.
Boils when...
put in hot water
Melts if...
Exposed to acid for too long
Can Cause
Can cause heat if put in a dance contest.
...
Can become grumpy if it is way too sunny outside.
Becomes stubborn when...
Told that their creative idea is wrong.
Is repelled by...
Sperry top-sliders, golf.
Is attracted to...
bass guitars, food, and cloudy days.
May explode spontaneously if...
made to do a research paper.
Requires copius amounts of...
sleep.
Is inert if...
it is too sunny outside.
Will repel...
insects.
Is impervious
to failing this project.