Parents Wanted
Searching for Potential Parents
What are your duties and responsibilities?
You will be in charge of feeding, guiding, changing, and putting your child to sleep. You will need to care for and protect your child 24/7, 365.
What are we looking for in a parent?
Loving
Someone who will always care for their child.
Protective
Someone who will always protect their child from real or imaginative assaults.
Financially Stable
Someone with the budget to educate and provide for their child.
What are the benefits?
You get to watch, firsthand, a child grow from a small child to a young adult, and you know that you were the one who got that child to where he or she is.
What is the pay and where can we be contacted?
Other than being payed in a child's laughter, this job pays $500 dollars a month.
Email: parentswanted@hotmail.com
Website: www.parent.com
Location: Ladora, IA
Phone: 1-800-158-3450
Facebook: facebook.com/12345
Twitter: @67890
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This is not a real flyer.