Parents Wanted

Searching for Potential Parents

What are your duties and responsibilities?

You will be in charge of feeding, guiding, changing, and putting your child to sleep. You will need to care for and protect your child 24/7, 365.

What are we looking for in a parent?

What are the benefits?

You get to watch, firsthand, a child grow from a small child to a young adult, and you know that you were the one who got that child to where he or she is.

What is the pay and where can we be contacted?

Other than being payed in a child's laughter, this job pays $500 dollars a month.

Warning!

This is not a real flyer.