Macon County's Alkali Metal Infestation
Please don't touch any Alkali Metals you may see.
Recently, reports of stray Alkali metals have been pouring into the Macon County Sherriff's office. The reports seem to stem from the northwest corner of Decatur City Limits, including the Boiling Springs neighborhood, and the Sims neighborhood. The infestation includes elements from the Periodic Table's Group number 1, including Lithium, Potassium, Sodium, Cesium, Francium, and Rubidium. These elements, by virtue of having just 1 valence electron, behave similarly, reacting quickly and sometimes violently in the presence of other elements.