AMERICA MUST CLEAN UP THE DISASTER MEXICO HAS MADE THEMSELVES! SEND IN THE TROOPS!
Who better to fix the most corrupt country in the world that is spiraling into utter insanity and disaster than the greatest country in the entire world! American troops MUST be sent in to stop the outrageous dictatorship country before more innocent civilians are MURDERED due to the mentally insane psycho they call a leader.
DON'T WORRY MEXICO! There is no need to fear! AMERICA is here!
After the disgusting acts of Pancho Villa, America has had enough! The troops are in! Thousands of trained heroes are off to capture the villain and there is no doubt they will be back victorious.