New York
The Empire State
Meet Willis
Willis wanted to visit New York, but when he heard about how mainstream it is, he immediately canceled his trip, burned his plane tickets, and had to watch all 4 seasons of Portlandia in one sitting just to gain his hipster credit back.
Willis is only one example of New York's new tourism problem. New York has become too mainstream for modern travelers. Everyone has seen pictures of the Statue of Liberty, so why go there for real? The Empire State Building was in a Jay-Z song. No one even tries to get on the Today Show any more. New York is in a crisis.
NEW YORK CITY
There is a simple solution. It's time to promote New York City's hidden gems.
P.S. 1 Contemporary Art Center
Tired of stepping around random pieces of trash in the Museum of Modern Art because you're unsure if it's an exhibit? Just head across the river to the MoMA's cutting edge sister, the P.S. 1 Contemporary Art Center. See the artists of tomorrow with the luxury of seeing them today.
Bowery Ballroom
If Madison Square Garden is too mainstream for you to handle, try New York City's music gem, the Bowery Ballroom. Warm up before the show in the bar downstairs and then head to the main floor for the best shows in the state. Your friends are sure to be impressed by the level of your indie rock vibe after going there.
Grimaldi's Pizzeria
Everyone who visits New York is always on the hunt for the city's best slice of pizza. At Grimaldi's, not only do you get the best slice, but you also get one of the best views the city can offer. Located right underneath the Brooklyn Bridge, Grimaldi's offers a vintage view of Manhattan you won't get from your hotel room.
The New York Transit Museum
Located in a decommissioned station in Downtown Brooklyn, this Museum shows off New York City's rich transportation history. Planes and cars are overrated. Trains are the transportation of yesterday, brought to today.
The United Nations Headquearters
Why limit yourself to domestic politics? Visit the world's greatest feat of international democracy, The United Nations Headquarters. Let out your international side as you participate in briefings and even eat in the Delegate's Dining Hall (24 hours notice required)
The Film Forum
Perfect for cinema new comers and old timers, the Film Forum is New York City's movie hot spot. Go see Woody Allen's latest film, Sundance's hot progressive film, or the underground international film. When you talk about Amour Fou your friends will be blown away by the level of your aesthetic.
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Arts & Architectur Biking Tour
See the art and architecture of Central Park all from the comfort of your bicycle. When you show photos of you at the park with your bike, everyone will think that your environmentally sensible and hip.
When?
Thursday, Jan 1, 2015, 09:00 AM
Where?
Central Park, New York, NY, United States
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Diarrhea Planet at the Bowery Ballroom
These guys are Willis's favorite band, you probably haven't heard of them
When?
Saturday, Apr 4, 2015, 08:00 PM
Where?
The Bowery Ballroom, Delancey Street, New York, NY, United States
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Amour Fou at the Film Forum
This movie is (probably) so deep
When?
Wednesday, Mar 18, 2015, 07:45 PM
Where?
The Film Forum, New York
WHAT ELSE CAN THERE BE?
There can be much more! Still looking to indulge your hipster side? Try these places:
Eating
- Marlow & Sons - So hipster there aren't ingredients on the menu
- Five Leaves - They don't allow reservations. Do you feel like Anthony Bourdain?
- Dimes - Its in lower lower Manhattan. So deep, so deep
Drinking
- Leadbelly - You have to be in the know to know about this place, you know?
- St. Maize - They play street jazz and have balconies. Pretend you're in a movie
- The Levee - It's cheap, it's open late. What's more to want?
Shopping
- Brooklyn Flea - Unique (and by that we mean the same as every other hipster) in every way
- Beacons Closet - Bring unwanted clothes and receive 55% off your purchases
- Dalaga - For Women AND under $100
BOOK YOUR FLIGHT TODAY!!!
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