Gulag Resort & Getaway
Supporting Stalin Since 1921
Eat, and be ready for recreational activities at 5:40. Don't be late!
Make sure you dress warm, the party doesn't stop for anything, not even -40º weather!
March to recreational areas (the guards -- I mean, maids -- have guns, but don't worry, they'll only shoot if you step out of line!) ;)
Stop for lunch, have a delicious and nutritious meal of bread and soup! It's so great, we serve the same thing every day!
March back to the resort when it gets dark.
Roll call, then dinner.
We like to cram as much fun as possible into a day, so be prepared for 10-12 hours of hard labor -- I mean, playing!