Don't forget to go and buy it!
Welcome to Alternative Apothecary!
History of the Memory Potion
Remember, kids: No shoes, no shirt, no prescription, NO POTION!
"Before taking Alt. Apothecary's Memory Potion, I couldn't even remember my own name!" Tom, Wizard, 23, Two Days of Taking Potion
"Now I never forget where I bury my bones!" Jean Luc, Animagi, 31 in human years,One Month of Taking Potion
"AOLnfkszdgbk;asBjkuawbka. aNLO:nksag. L<v ganwigna." Susan, baby, 18 months, Should Not be Consuming Potion (but is so gosh darn cute!)
Our Memory Potion
We ensure that every potion is perfection, from its thin consistency, to it's bright golden color!
15 mL of potion must be consumed orally on a daily basis, as results are not instantaneous!
This potion should not be consumed if:
- You are pregnant (Unless a Healer approves)
- You are a child under 18
- You cannot remember how to open the bottle
Remember, once you return to your home, please store in a warm area, preferably by a window. This potion needs natural light!
If the potion turns a murky brown, please dispose of immediately and buy some more!
Ingredients contained in this potion are, with possible other ingredients are:
- 500ml water
- 1 ginseng root
- 10 drops Coconut oil
- 1 jobberknoll feather
- 10 drops dittany
- 3 tbsp flobberworm mucus