The School's New Old Rules
By Madison Lewis
Who Are You?
After each student walks through the front doors, they loose their name, and become nothing but a number! It helps with tracking purposes and the grading system.
Teachers have implemented that students should only "write" papers that are found on the internet. That way, they are never wrong!
Turtlenecks and Long Shorts
School administration teams have started to enforce the idea of "modest is hottest" and coming up with their own style! This year's new fashion trends will be turtlenecks and long shorts!
Who Are You?
The Cause of the Clause
The first wave was enforcing the placement of everyone's pants on their body. She is implementing that everyone's pants must be pulled up and over their waist, wishing to start the trend of pants taking the place of a shirt.
The second wave included the rule of wearing humongous shirts that cover our whole body. Dr Kill Joy was so tired of shirts only covering people's torso, and we are starting to believe that she's insane.
We don't know what she'll do next, but we're hoping for the best here at Less Hope High School. Her new rules have been broken daily, by both students and teachers. None of us will listen! The students have consulted one another, and we have decided to make it easier on us and protest for school uniforms. Maybe it's not such a bad idea after all...