The Rat Slapper
Slap the rodent out of your home!
The Rat Slapper is a new product designed to punish rodents who disrespect your living space.
The Rat Slapper is a unique invention that utilizes robotics technology to span the floor space of an entire living area. Sensors in the device pick up on heat signals given off by intruding rodents. The rat slapper then uses it's European engineered innards to swiftly located and eradicate pests.
As a gift...
Help out your darling aunt and uncle who just can't afford socks thick enough to stop the flesh hungry rats!
For yourself...
Tired of that little menace chewing up your belongings and defecating on your counters? A slap in the face might just send him packing!
For the rats outside, looking in...
Let them know that there is a five-finger surprise headed for their face, should they dare to enter your abode.
Now Available Nationwide!
Order within the next three days and received a bonus "Rat Slap Happy" bumper sticker and t-shirt.
All rat slapper products have been tested and approved by top rat-eradicating experts. Call today and order a rat slapper for only $29.99! Don't delay!
We are Rat Slappers!
Slapping Rats since 2016.
Email: fredtheratking@gmail.org
Website: weslapratsallweek.edu
Location: 14 Rat Lake Road, Emsdale, ON, Canada
Phone: 1800-777-7777