Material and Safety Data Sheet


Crucial Info

Element Name: Furtogen

Atomic Mass: 0.0521631 metric tons

Symbol: Ft

Discoverer: Mrs. Debessay and Mr. Yemane

Highly Concentrated Deposits in... Libraries, Cupboards underneath stairs, home alone

Low Concentrations in... crowded places, McDonalds, outdoors

Secret Powers: None revealed so far


Chemical Properties

Is repelled by: bigoted people, animal by products

Is attracted to: open minded people, terrible ideas

May explode spontaneously when: loses important things like pencils, children, motivation in life

Requires copious amounts of: coffee, food, relaxation, alone time

Is inert if: tired, depressed

Will repel: boring people, whiny people, judgemental people

Is impervious to: weirdness, almost everything else affects me