Material and Safety Data Sheet
Furtogen
Crucial Info
Element Name: Furtogen
Atomic Mass: 0.0521631 metric tons
Symbol: Ft
Discoverer: Mrs. Debessay and Mr. Yemane
Highly Concentrated Deposits in... Libraries, Cupboards underneath stairs, home alone
Low Concentrations in... crowded places, McDonalds, outdoors
Secret Powers: None revealed so far
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Chemical Properties
Is repelled by: bigoted people, animal by products
Is attracted to: open minded people, terrible ideas
May explode spontaneously when: loses important things like pencils, children, motivation in life
Requires copious amounts of: coffee, food, relaxation, alone time
Is inert if: tired, depressed
Will repel: boring people, whiny people, judgemental people
Is impervious to: weirdness, almost everything else affects me