Feel sadness and despair with almost no effort! Sam

Fed up with happiness? Tired of enjoying every moment?

Try depression! With minimal effort, you can easily avoid those pesky feelings like optimism and joy! Watch yourself introspectively as you slowly withdraw from your family and friends! Stop putting effort into social interactions and recess into a cave of self-loathing and negativity fueled by your own apathy and unwillingness to enjoy yourself.

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