Advice for the spaniel

From Dr. Pegasus Unicorn

Dr. Pegasus Unicorn,

I have read your column for years, but i never thought that i would be writing to you. I've tired going to meetings of "Women who love to much" but i'm still hurting, so i thought maybe you could help me. My problem is that the guy I love doesn't want to be in the same room with me. He loves my best friend after dating me, but my friends boyfriend is in love with me when the creep has always loved her. Pleeeeaaassseee give me some advise!!!!!!! THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Confused spaniel on a leash

DLL Pegasus Unicorn Reply

Dear Confused spaniel on a leash,

I understand you are in a love square. You love one Guy but he loves your friend. But your friend has a boyfriend, and her boyfriend loves you. I have two choices for you.

The first choice is i can use my magic. The name of the spell is Mortialius Lorvo. The good thing about my magic is that it will not feel fake. The horrible thing about this magic is that he will turn into a terrible monster and destroy the town.

The second is to try really hard, maybe kiss him and remind him how much he use to love you. Remind him that you use to go out before he met your friend. The bad thing is that he will hate you even more and will not want anything to do with you.

These are my choices you should try. Tell me in 5 days if you want to use my magic. I wish you the best of luck.

Good wishes,

LLD Pegasus Unicorn :-}