Fried Chicken Cooker 5000
Life Changing Quan
You Won't Find A Better Cooker Than This
Are you tired of waiting such a long time to make your fried chicken? Does the waiting feel like an eternity? Well wait no longer for the chicken cooker 5000's revolutionary technology cooks 10x faster and crunchier than the leading fried chicken making products. Look below for reasons why you need to buy this product. You can purchase one online at www.friedchickencooker5000.com or call this toll-free at 555-fried-chicken for only 12 payments of $49.95! Wow what a steal!
Popularity
Billions of people have bought the fried chicken cooker 5000. Every single review about this product has had a 10/10 rating. Fried chicken just screams 'Merica! I mean people have only been making it here for thousands of years and as an added bonus we'll even throw in a years supply of kool-aid because you can't have fried chicken without kool-aid.!
Celebrity appeal
Obama says " When I bought the chicken cooker 5000 my life became 10x better.
Oprah says " fastest fried chicken cooker I've ever had"
Kevin Durant says " MMMMMMMHHH"
Facts/ Credibility
Statistics show that 98.7% of people who used the fried chicken cooker 5000 at least once a week increased their life expectancy by 53%.
10 out of 10 doctors say that eating fried chicken prevents people from getting cancer. 9 out of ten dentist say that eating fried chicken makes your teeth 63% whiter.