Join the Army
Support your country
Over in Gallipoli, there are Australian men fighting in the Gallipoli Campaign and they need your help.
Why do we so desperately need your help?
Our men are dying left, right and centre as the Turkish have outsmarted them. If you ignore this and leave them to fight this war alone, there will be too many casualties and families will be left devastated.
How to Join
If you are an Australia man wanting to aid your country, sign up straight away.
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