Kevin Li
The Skilled Video Gamer
What's this mess all about?
Here are some Examples of My successes.
Starcraft II Ranked Play
You thought you were good, but you were wrong. With my macro and micro skills, I will make sure you get to top tier Grandmasters League.
Minecraft Build Competition
Hey I heard you were part of Kingdoms at War or maybe you're just not that great at building things. You weren't thinking when you walked into the that room, but you were thinking when you chose me!
Amnesia
Hey, are you scared of the dark? Don't worry because this isn't Day[9], I will actually finish the game for you. Don't worry about anything, it will be in record time.
Game Dev Tycoon
You know how much you hate being stuck on single genre and small games, but with my marketing skills and brains, I'll take you to first place in no time.
Rock Band 2 Wii
Don't you hate those songs such as Iron Maiden? Well fear not! Kevin the Great has come to save the day. I'll get you to 100% on every song that you want!
Twilight Princess
We all know how much you hate those moments when you just can't beat Ganondorf or you can't beat those caverns that sit there in the middle of the desert. It's actually really hard, but it's a piece of cake for me. A piece of melting cake actually.
So what are you waiting for?
Want some help with your video game today?
Email: itdoesntexist@nope.com
Website: stoptryingtofindit.com
Location: Location Road, Parsons, WV
Phone: 1011337
Facebook: facebook.com/nofacebookhere
Twitter: @fake