Week 14: Your butt
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IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT CHRIS AND I ARE TAKING OVER THIS FUCKING LEAGUE THEN YOU ARE TRIPPING ON THAT FUCKING DOPE
And yes, you also read that right - three unassisted goalz #Dzeko
Lines of the Night
Tuesday: Joan Smoothers: 3g, 10a, +3, 15pim, 5ppp, 21sog, 19fw, 19hit, 7blk
Wednesday: THAT IS NOT AN ELBOW: 2g, 3a, +2, 3ppp, 23sog, 12w, 6hit, 2blk, 1.01gaa, 19sv, .950sv%
Thursday: The Cat's Meow: 4g, 4a, +6, 2pim, 3ppp, 23sog, 37fw, 11hit, 4blk, 0.48gaa, 56sv, .982sv%, 1sho
Friday: Hot Ice Beast: 4g, 2a, -3, 2pim, 3ppp, 27sog, 34fw, 9hit, 5blk, 1.00gaa, 30sv, .968sv%
Saturday: NeonDion PewpMachine: 4g, 4a, +1, 6pim, 2ppp, 35sog, 58fw, 8hit, 6blk
Sunday: Joan Smoothers: 5g, 2a, +3, 6pim, 1ppp, 24sog, 22fw, 9hit, 13blk
Week 14 Matchups
Life is like a box of Raisin Bran - you never know what you're gonna get. Sometimes it's bottle caps. Other times it's nothing because there was a false bottom and now all the Raisin Bran is on the countertop and Ged is giggling in his bed. Oh and there's a boullion cube in your shower head. (ELBOWs 8, Lamorneus 5):
#Browning gods smite Ryan for illegal use of towel, but reward for cute penis (NADOS 8, Droplets 5):
Austin went to town on Ryan's b hole with Paul Stastny, a former ELBOW 18th round draft pick. That hurts my feelings.
U no haz slap betz? (Meowzerz 7, Beast 5):
To me this picture just says "Today I'm gonna take the worst team in FIFA and manage them right to the Premiership. I don't care how many times Britt wakes up in the middle of the night to check on me, and I don't care how sore my knees get from sitting Indian style ten inches from the TV....I can do anything."
Pete puts fly eggs all up in Brian's butt; dick move (Neon 8, Joan 4):
Show yourself Pat (Bonurz 7, Casey 4):
Pat could have made this competitive with some adds, yet his presence on the waiver wire was about as frequent as an 8am alarm for Pete. Charlie thanks you, Pat.
Week 14 Awards
Blackface: THAT IS NOT AN ELBOW
Horseshoes and Hand Grenades: Joan Smoothers
Tight Butthole: NeonDion PewpMachine
Bieber Fever: Zamboners
Desk Pop: NeonDion PewpMachine
Sherriff of Nottingham: THAT IS NOT AN ELBOW
Robin Hood: Zamboners
Week 15 Predictions
This week's theme: winky faces
Dangleberry Power: ;^p Lamorneus 7, Droplets 6
BEASTNADO: o(>_<)o NADOS 8, Beast 5
Cat v. Cat: ^o_o^ Pasey 7, Meows 5
Smooth Boners: ;-* Joan 7, Zamz 6
See you all next week for another on-time Dish,
G<3d