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THE LATEST SANDWHICH: BACoN PARADISE

Try Subways all new "Bacon Paradise!" Inside this master peice contains 200 loads of bacon and other disgusting raw meat with a little extra on the side. It is 120 inch long long and contains 35489819612 calories so after eating one of these, you should probably head to your nearest gym, or try Jenny Cargos.

IS THE BACON PARADISE CHEEP?

You bet it is, we have lower prices the food max, and they said you can maximize your shoping power. Well this sandwhich is not $150, $75, $50, but 25 easy payments of 2000 australlian cash. If you don't like this sandwhich, it's okay (except that would just tell us that you are not awesome,) we will garentee you... that we wouldn't give you the money back.

WHAT DO OTHER PEOPLE LIKE YOU THINK??

ALSO, TRY OUR NEW JALAPENIO/CHILI HOT CHEETOS!!!!

YOU THINK YOU CAN STAND ANY SPICY, THINK AGAIN, IF YOUR ANSWER IS STILL YES THEN EAT A JALAPENIO/CHILI HOT CHEETOS, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SUPPORT THIS!

These cheetos are the biggest thing everyone has been talking about! These cheeetos will blow your mind! I mean toung. The prices will kill you. Oh wait nevermind the cheeto itself can too. Grab one for only 2 $1000 bills. But wait if you buy two, you can buy another one for the price of four altogether. No other resteraunt can beat that deal. These cheetos are on fire (literally) just like our deals and once you take a bite out of it, you will be on fire too. Not even the superhero Dare Devil will take this dare.

Not a real advertaisment

This is not a real advertaisment, you will not find any of these products in a real subway restaraunt, and I am pretty sure in no where else in the world. Although this does sound like something epicmealtime would do. None of the comments where also true, mostly everyhting was basically used for entertainment. (I don't like bacon so I almost puked on my computer, just thought I would let you know).