The Weekly Woomy

Issue 5 - Cat Edition

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Cats. You see them everywhere. There's the lolcats, the grumpy cats, the hipster cats, and just about any other cat you can think of. This issue will have cats, because, why not? And if you find it weird, don't worry because it was either this, a mainstream newsletter, or a theme to do with Fairy Tail and fanfictions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Because of this, there will be memes, gifs (if they work), and more things. So stay tuned, the funnies are being brought in!

Understanding a cat

Ever wanted to know one of the many ways to get a cat's attention? One of them is understanding their language! Here are the definitions of some basic cat words.


Meow. - (pretty much anything)

Meow.. - (pretty much anything)

Meow meow. - (pretty much anything)

Meow meow meow meow. - (pretty much anything)

Meow? - I can has cheeseburger?

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Similarity Issues

This just in, a cat making a shocked expression has been thought to be the cat version of Aiden O'Hara, a person who made a very similar expression last year.
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Seems legit, right? A theory by Mr. Carl Mew suggests that for every human on earth, there is a cat version of them in another dimension. We cannot say this is true, due to the lack of evidence, but it seems pretty believeable. What do you think? Let us know on Google Classroom.

Non-cat-related fact

Dubstep originated in South London.

Cheese

Cheesy Meme is Cheesy.
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Taco Cat

Meet Taco Cat. Taco Cat spelled backwards is Taco Cat. In his house, he is the only juan to eat Mexican food, including the Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-nachos! we made in the last issue. Taco Cat wants some amigos. Would you be proud to be his amigo? Let us know on Google Classroom. And remember...
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How to Cook Stuff - Cat Fries

Ingredients:

Olive Oil

asdfmovie Potato



Method:


Step 1: Put your olive oil into the frying pan. (Put as much as you want, depending on if you want the fries crispy or oily.

Step 2: Preheat your frying pan to medium heat.

Step 3: Get your asdfmovie potato.

Step 4: Peel it.

Step 5: Run it under the tap for 10 seconds.

Step 6: Get your knife and make cat shapes out of the asdfmovie potato! (You can make heads, paws, etc.)

Step 7: Fry the washed, peeled, washed, cat-shaped asdfmovie potato until its color turns a bit golden brown.

Step 8: Leave the washed, peeled, washed, cat-shaped, fried asdfmovie potato in a bowl lined with paper towels.

Step 9: Eat/serve the washed, peeled, washed, cat-shaped, fried, cooled asdfmovie potato.

Moar cat

Sorry, the cat's charging.
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And before we leave...

Here's a squid.
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