Romantic Lakeside View Home

Asking Price: 100 pet chickens,10 unicorns, and $100,000,000

Great home for immediate sale!

Our lakeside home is a peaceful location, great for a romantic get-away by the beautiful view of the green grass, and high tides! Some of these fantastic features include

  • perfect fishing place,
  • sturdy boardwalk on the lake,
  • spectacular plumbing,
  • amazing nature view,
  • open swimming space, and
  • clean, shimmering lake water.

Is this breathtaking or is this breathtaking?

You have to see it to believe it. This unbelievable dream house will not be for sale forever. Don't waste anytime! Call us at (814-)000-0000, or contact us at Chickensareyummy/

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