How To Make An American
By Ryan Andrews
Ingredients
50 teaspoons of power
10 cups of individuality
1 cup of laziness
5 cups of freedom
2 cups of obesity
5 tablespoons of diversity
1/4 cup of war
1/4 cup of peace
1/4 cup of courage
1/4 cup of justice
3 cups of education
1/3 cup of rude
Instructions
Combine laziness and obesity in a bowl and add your 5 cups of freedom to it. After that whisk together individuality, power, and courage and place it into a glass pan then add your war, peace, and justice to it. Then put power and education onto the pan and sprinkle all other ingredients on it then cook for 20 minutes in the oven at 375 degrees.
Americans
All the ingredients above make the average American plus or minus a few ingredients for those who are independent and make very good decisions.
Most Important Ingredient
The most important ingredient is individuality for many reasons one being that this makes people who they are and makes it so everyones different and has their own opinions. Having everyone be different is one of the greatest aspects about being an American since we all can do things differently and believe in what ever we want and not be told how to live our lives and thoughts.
Citations
"American Pride." - Patriot Nation. Web. 19 May 2015.
"File:Seal of the President of the United States.svg." - Wikimedia Commons. Web. 19 May 2015.