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Don't be the only person stuck on the ground

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And your kids will think your the coolest thing around!!!!!!:D

And your spouse will too. ;) ;*

AND COMeS IN ALL COLORS!!!! :D

If you call RIGHT NOW we'll throw in two bottles of sun screen and light weighted air tank

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For only two payments of $36.95 pulse s&h

warning may cause extreme back pain

Sleep flying

At times extreme dizziness

And Nashua

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