GET YOUR WINGS !!!!
Don't be the only person stuck on the ground
NOW with our product you don't have to be a cartoon or pay a lot of money to fly!!! :D
You can get to work and back home faster than any body else!!!!:D
And your kids will think your the coolest thing around!!!!!!:D
And your spouse will too. ;) ;*
AND COMeS IN ALL COLORS!!!! :D
If you call RIGHT NOW we'll throw in two bottles of sun screen and light weighted air tank
FOR FREE!!!!!!! :D
For only two payments of $36.95 pulse s&h
Comes in pink!!!! :D
Deep blue!!!!!! :D
Many other colors!!!!!!!:D
warning may cause extreme back pain
Sleep flying
At times extreme dizziness
And Nashua