Material and Safety Data Sheet
Furtogen
Crucial Info
Atomic Mass: 0.0521631 metric tons
Symbol: Ft
Discoverer: Mrs. Debessay and Mr. Yemane
Highly Concentrated Deposits in... Libraries, Cupboards underneath stairs, home alone
Low Concentrations in... crowded places, McDonalds, outdoors
Secret Powers: None revealed so far
Physical Properties
Boils When... I notice people being unnecessarily rude
Melts If... I hear "Uptown Funk" on more time
Happy when... I have a chance to get enough sleep :)
Sad when... I have to choose between sleep or phone time :/
Cranky when... I end up not getting enough sleep :(
Becomes stubborn and unyielding when... I'm being bossed around
Will Flip out if... I hear offensive slurs or phrases
WARNING: Can cause extreme sarcasm if annoyed
Chemical Properties
Is attracted to: open minded people, terrible ideas
May explode spontaneously when: loses important things like pencils, children, motivation in life
Requires copious amounts of: coffee, food, relaxation, alone time
Is inert if: tired, depressed
Will repel: boring people, whiny people, judgemental people
Is impervious to: weirdness, almost everything else affects me