Battle of Salamis
Wait, those aren't OUR ships coming in behind us. Those are the Greeks! Oh no, ITS A TRAP!! They are now coming at us at full force and they has these wooden things at the front of their boats coming closer and closer by the second. We don't have much time left now, we should probably try to escape the torturous Greeks. Even though the Greeks might beat us in the battle to the death, we will definitely win the next one because the Persian Empire will ALWAYS be more powerful than the puny Greeks.
There is great news that the Greeks are surrendering to Persian rule! Xerxes is sending us out to capture the puny Greeks and keep them as slaves. Soon I'll be back with my family and this whole bloody massacre will be over for good. This war has taken to long for us to just take an easy win.
I have a plan and this plan will definitely work. The Persians are so gullible. I can't believe that they fell for my trick that we were actually surrendering to them after this battle has taken many years to complete. We will take down the Persian ships easily with our magnificent plan!!!!
My master has spoke of a great plan to take the Persians down. He has given me word to trick the Persian King Xerxes to attack the Greeks because we surrender, but we won't actually surrender. He has sent me into the Persian territory warning me that I may be killed. I will not let down my master so we can finally win this war.