Love Advice

From: Dr. Savage

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Dear Dr. Savage,

I have read your column for years, but I never thought that I would be writing to you. I've tried going to meetings of "Women who love too much" but I'm still hurting, so I thought maybe you could help me. My problem is that the guy I love doesn't want to be in the same room with me. What hurts even more is that the guy I love is in love with my best friend. How do I make him fall in love with me again? I don't see why he chose her I have been there for him through everything. Please help me I'm in need of advice.

Sincerely,

A Hopeless Romantic

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Dear a hopeless romantic,


That's a really hard love triangle you got there! I'm very honored that you sent me this letter. I have been through this same situation. Feeling like your not worth it and you don't have a chance? I have some advice for you I actually used the advice I'm giving you.

The first piece of advice I could give you is try to get over him. The good thing about about this is you will be available for the next guy to come, but the bad thing is you would still deal with the pain of loving him.

My second piece of advice I could give you is just become friends. The good thing about this is you will still have the guy you love close to your, but the bad thing is you wouldn't have a chance to be his girlfriend.

My last and final piece of advice I could give you is, since I'm a fairy I could give you a love potion. The good thing about this is he would fall in love with you again, but the bad thing is he wont love you by choice.

As i read your letter to me it sounds like this guy really doesnt treat you like you should be treated. He really doesnt deserve you. You need someone better: someone who thinks your beautiful, treats you like your worth something, and who can take care of you day and night. I hope you take this to rememberance.

Sincerely,

Dr. Savage.