PortLandia
A place for all Port People
Portlandia....Why?
Declaration of Independance
Rules
These are the rules you don't follow you die, like North Korea.
1. Must follow the laws
2. Right to bear arms
3. Right to free speech
4. Right to be apart of any religion
5. Right to equality
6. Right to a trial
7. Right to have a role in gov
8. All drugs are legal
9. All alcohol is legal
10. You have the right to have fun and party
Running the Goverment
Motto and Seal
Utopian Animal
A day in Portlandia
8:00- All Portlandians awake
8:30- All Portlandians meet for a utopian breakfast and meeting
9:00- All men report to the docks and start fishing or processing fish
9:15- All women go and pick fresh fruit and vestibules for that lunch
10:00- Half of the women start cooking for lunch, the other go do other jobs
11:00- First boat comes in with fish
12:00- Second load of fish
1:00-2:00- Lunch time
3:00- Women go and start to gather things for supper
4:00- Diner is being cooked
4:45- Men get off of work
5:30- Diner and other entertainment
7:00- reading time
9:00- Bed time for all Portlandians
Visit Portlandia
Invitation to a friend
Journals for Portlandia
Journal 1: A Day at Work. For a typical man working on the docks or fishing for fish is a everyday occurrence. Men who fish go out into Topia Bay and fish for Flyers with huge 100 cubit by cubit size nets. They let the nets soak for around 2-3 hours; or until the weight scale attached to the net reaches the red indicator on the scale. Normally it takes the men about one hour to pull the nets up onto the boat and sort through which fish to keep, get rid of and other derbies to dispose of. Then they take about a 20 min boat ride to the docks to offload, and then start the whole cycle over again.
Journal 2: A Childs Life During the Day. For the children most of them join there dads and other men on the docks or fishing. The other children that do not do these jobs work in the fish processing houses. Where they get the fresh fish from the fisherman and take them and fillet them and put them on ice and sell in shops at the front of the processing houses. This is what the children do day to day to help with the success of Portlandia.
Journal 3: The religious practices in Portlandia differ by the area that you are in. Most of the people in the middle class believe in a god named Blent. The higher up Portlandians believe in a more logical and righteous god named Prelus. Portlandia does not associate it with any one god, it is a open community welcome to all people and beliefs.